Hello eZula!

I would like to take a moment to introduce you to our new client-side
manipulator product, "Dundee". Dundee is a revolutionary product that
gives the highest bidder control of ANY web site. Please bear with us as
we prove our technology to customers, by seamlessly inserting racial
slurs and offensive language on the EZULA.COM web site.

Dundee
Dundee is a client-side proxy program that seamlessly inserts text,
images and other content on third-party Web sites. These modifications
are determined by the wishes of the highest bidder(s), no holds barred.
Overwrite competitors' banners, drive away their customers with
pornographic images, or bestow your political message on high-traffic
third-party World Wide Web sites. All with Dundee! Any Dundee-enhanced
Web browser will display your "enhanced" version of the Web site to
viewers.

Features:
 
 - Seamless, natural-language insertion of text into the target Web site
using our revolutionary Dundee engine and lexical analyser.
 
 - Ability to insert, remove or replace images, JavaScript, and HTML
code on ANY Web site. Break or redirect links, create 404 pages, add Web
Beacons, cookies and other surveillance technologies to competitors'
sites. The possibilities are endless!
 
 - Ability to use complex regular-expression filters to modify target
Web pages.
 
 - Detailed information about users' computing systems, habits,
interests, preferences...Dundee provides extremely fine-grained
demographics by giving you the power to OWN your viewer. The Dundee
application runs with the system privileges of the user that installed
it. Anything the user can do on the computer, so can you!
 
 - Processing power when YOU need it. Dundee will soon include
distributed-computing technologies that can give you full, non-intrusive
access to clients' CPUs and network connections. You can even resell
client CPU time to others!
 
 - Low profile. The Dundee application is finely tuned to be as
unobtrusive as possible, having no noticeable effect on the memory,
disk-space, or non-idle CPU usage on the client system.
 
 - Upgradability. The Dundee application can be silently updated over
the Internet to include new functionality and incorporate future
technologies.

Technology
Dundee uses an innovative algorithm to analyse written language. Using
technology similar to that used in the grammar analysers of high-end
publishing packages, it can parse and modify sentences without changing
their context. The Dundee algorithm can determine what a page or
paragraph is "about", seamlessly re-word sentences without arousing
suspicion, and reliably determine company and product names, among its
many abilities. Master use of the Dundee engine and you have complete,
autonomous control over the content any Web page!
 
Our current demo uses the Dundee engine to make selected Web sites
appear to support racist ideals--a decidedly and intentionally vague
directive. Our preliminary beta-test of the software was greeted with
overwhelmingly positive feedback.
 
If you are interested in learning more about Dundee or incorporating its
technology into your award-winning product, do not hesitate to contact
me at ******@cexx.org or by phone at (***) ***-****.

Sincerely,
Brian A. Jenkins
Business Director, CEXX Labs